ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =…..divorce
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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taken from mucs’s blog. quite interesting…and suprisingly, almost accurate. hehehe…no offence
hak hak hak..
agak agak, kena kat diri sendiri tak?
dari random observation je kak. hehe
nih hasil kajian bape kurun eh?
haha…tak tau la jis. hasil pemerhatian kot.
maybe ada betulnya, tapi ni macam banyak salahkan pompuan je..
kalo amek kira dari segi kerja-kerja yang bakal dilakukan oleh married woman…n married man langsung tak menyumbang apa2…memanglah akan jadi begini…
kene la tolak ansur n saling membantu..
marahla asik nak kata pompuan jer…hi hi
hihihi..dah agak ada yang akan fire back.
so camne dgn permohonan utk dapat pelepasan? ok tak?
huh…bukan main suh datang jenguk sini tapi post yang sama ngn post mucs. hmmm
fadh, kau tak nak bagi kitorang tolong update blog kau ke? kau kan dah nak pergi berjuang selama beberapa bulan… hehe
haha..emm..tgkla nanti camne. dalam proses mempertimbangkan ni. hehe
hahaha….
nanti ko balik, org sumer dh x kenal ko…
hahahahaha..
baik ko pikir betul2..
hehehe..dapat fadh…
mungkin kita tidak akan berjumpala..
sobb sobbb…sedih…
nana: eehhhhh!!! takkan sampai tak kenal kot. mesti kenal punyela. ada masa aku update la. bukan sampai takde masa. kan echah kan?
cherrie: good for you. takpa. kita masih satu batch walaupun DPA lain2 kan?
fadh, insyaAllah…kalau kau rajin nak lepak library mungkin blog kau terupdate…takpe…kalau ada masa, kau blog lah…
(ces, macam lah kau glamer sangat kitorang nak baca cerita engkau…)
hahaha..siyut! terasa aku. nasib baik aku ni berhati waja. kehkehkeh
ye ke berhati waja?
tentulah..sama seperti kereta aku ittew.
uhuh..yeah..bukan setakat sama dpa..tapi satu LDK 2..
n satu dynamic..huhuhuhuh
ye..ye..betul tu.